couch coma

1. the lackadaisical state one is in after watching tv for over 2 hours, often induced during marathons

"dude you wanna go to applebees"
"sorry man fresh prince couch coma"

by downplay August 21, 2009

Velvet Couch

The all involving, all defining street culture king of Brisbane.

Velvet Couch c*nt, and we're stopping the nation

by skonevc February 7, 2009

turkey couch

a couch that is so comfortable that when you sit on it, it feels like you just ate turkey, and you get sleepy and relaxed. may also be used to describe a comfy chair.

"What happened? You were supposed to meet me 3 hours ago!"

"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."

by Hillary Claire November 8, 2007

couch thirty

Almost like beer thirty, except it's the bitter sweet time of day where you and your couch hang out just before you hit the sack.

Couch thirty comes after beer thirty, but before bed thirty.

by Jergense October 31, 2013

couch monger

A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.

Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.

Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.

by Noraa May 27, 2007

Couch Gang

When the elite group from couch gang go looking for facebook live videos trying to buy a couch that had been promised.

Links include:

1. I was sent here from your craigslist ad
2. Mike Hunt sent me
3. Mike Hurt sent me ( Sectional 8 couches )
4. Ashanti sent me here for a couch

The Elite group of couch gang will wait until the auctionee places their shoe on their head to begin auction. Sectional 8 couches usually draw the best response.

Bro! I just got hit by the couch gang on my live vid! I ain’t go no damn couch!

by MmmmBobs January 18, 2018

Couch Time

1. Time that two people in love spend on the couch talking or more likely kissing or making out.
2. Time people spend on the couch watching television or a movie.

1. John and Emily enjoy couch time on saturday nights.
2. Seth and Joe love renting movies on the weekend and getting in some couch time after working all week.

by advocatus August 16, 2008