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suspicious vacation

When a YouTuber makes a video or posts on social media about going on a trip for content but actually didn't. But they made a video on how they did that later.
Jim: "Did you see 'Natalie's Outlet?' That Japan trip she went on."
John: "Yeah. It was a suspicious vacation."
by susgirl January 24, 2019
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vacation dick

A dick you get while out on a trip, usually surprisingly large in size. You can't take this dick on a daily basis which makes it perfect for a temporary vacation.
I got some vacation dick when I went to Vegas. Oh boy was it big, but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas am I right?
by Swaggy K June 9, 2016
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Vacation dick

A dick that is too big to be taken daily. Usually requires a recovery period. Opposed to boyfriend dick
Damn Sally, you've been walking funny. You OK?
Ya, I'm fine. I had some vacation dick last night.
Lucky!! I gotta get me some of that!
by VacaDickE'rDay June 4, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis, usually found on an exotic male from another country in which you travel to, that is significantly larger than any penis you've had back home.

Usually a one time affair, vacation dick can satisfy a woman for her whole trip at the respective country she is traveling to.
Pele had that bomb vacation dick last night. I think I'm done with sex for a while, or at least until we get back to the United States.
by bigdicknick33 June 14, 2016
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"castle in the air" vacation cottage

Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
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vacation dick

by Cderf900 June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick that you don't get too often, but is large in the moment; when you are home, ain't all that.
Yo I flew to Baltimore and had some vacation dick but dude tried to hit me up back in miami and I was like "naw."
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