Clearly the most hilarious and awesome movie/character of all time. Hildada and Ianan are the bestest for knowing this.
The most memorable and funniest quotes from Billy Madison are:
-You ain't cool ... unless you pee your pants.
-I'll tumble for ya!
-It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here! Call the zoo!
-Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.
-You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!
-Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ooooh, back to school, back to school, back to school ...
-Well, maybe if you told me there were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you
-Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll!!
-Billy likes to drink soda ... Miss Lippy's car is green
-T-t-t-today Junior!!
-Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth!
-Stop looking at me swan!
-Dad, do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
-I drew the duck blue because I had never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you I just wanted to see a blue duck
-You ain't cool ... unless you pee your pants.
-I'll tumble for ya!
-It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here! Call the zoo!
-Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.
-You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!
-Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ooooh, back to school, back to school, back to school ...
-Well, maybe if you told me there were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you
-Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll!!
-Billy likes to drink soda ... Miss Lippy's car is green
-T-t-t-today Junior!!
-Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth!
-Stop looking at me swan!
-Dad, do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
-I drew the duck blue because I had never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you I just wanted to see a blue duck
by Hilda March 29, 2006
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
A legendary transvestite from Pueblo, Colorado. Now commonly used as a phrase to describe any male cross dresser.
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by protoman2100 March 04, 2010
A pitchman known for talking loudly, his beard, and his blue shirt.
Also known for pitching OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning products.
Billy was also the star of a documentary series,pitchmen, alongside Anthony "Sully" Sullivan.
As much as people thought Billy was annoying he became a cultural icon.
Billy will probably be the most famous pitchman ever.
On June 28, 2009 Bill tragically passed away from a heart attack.
R.I.P Billy Mays
Also known for pitching OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning products.
Billy was also the star of a documentary series,pitchmen, alongside Anthony "Sully" Sullivan.
As much as people thought Billy was annoying he became a cultural icon.
Billy will probably be the most famous pitchman ever.
On June 28, 2009 Bill tragically passed away from a heart attack.
R.I.P Billy Mays
Dude 1: Hey you know what I realized?
Dude 2: What?
Dude1: That 100% of all infomercials have Billy Mays in them.
Dude 2: What?
Dude1: That 100% of all infomercials have Billy Mays in them.
by cleindian48 July 02, 2009