oil pump

when a guy masturbates while simultaneously pooping

(the poop is the oil)

bitch this a joke i ain't usin' oil pump in a sentence ya nasty

by fujy the wale May 7, 2019

pussy oil

A form of female lubricant, either from a bottle or the vajayjay.

I fucked her so hard... her pussy oil was everywhere! Literally everywhere........... like actually everywhere .... no joke gotta love that pussy oil

by Eunice123 July 26, 2017

checkin the oil

The act of pulling your dick out of her throat after deep throating and seeing if you need to clean your cum off or not.

Bro, I was CHECKIN THE OIL afterwards and it was clean. She's a keeper.

by 1337_LEET October 19, 2015

Rapeseed Oil

Something that could be severely catastrophic if it has an altercation with extra-virgin olive oil.

Extra-virgin olive oil: Hey, I'm a virgin. That's kinda sad.
Rapeseed oil: Oh don't worry, I can't correct that for you!
Extra-virgin olive oil: UH OH! HELP!!!

by TheFunnyGuy88 September 16, 2023

Motor Oil

Created when holding a mouthful of oil and motorboating

Gotta go make some motor oil with that Big titty girl over there.

by Catelyth August 1, 2020

Rave oil

Red stripe, a jamacian beer sold at every rave ever in the UK, usually priced at £5 a can

Cheap and watery, probably available for less than 80p a can wholesale

Dan: u want a drink

Bins: yh lubricant (meaning oil of the rave variety)

Steve: that bar was shit all they had was rave oil and koppaberg

by Original binbag May 24, 2018

Oil Change

When you anoint someones head with motor oil.

1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.

by 400 Queseritos October 11, 2016