confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

Good Confuse

When someone says/does something or an event unfolds that your mind can not comprehend. When something catches you off guard. Only to be used when you need a way to say you are more than just confused, but the situation has done you a good confuse.

*Kyle and Jason walk into a 7-11 to purchase a large quantity of slim jims

Kyle: "Yo J, where are all the long bois at?"
Jason: "I dont even know dawg, they should be right here in these empty boxes that say sold out, but they're not! Doin me a Good Confuse!"

by FryradDarad January 13, 2020

Confusion

The girl from Beauty and the Beast!

I am confusion

by ONEINCHWONDER2209 December 3, 2018

Much Confusions

when something is misunderstood and leads to a lot of complications, coined by the infamous Alena

"weren't we supposed to meet at 9:00"
"no, we said 8:00"
"Much confusions!"

by Simcock October 28, 2008

(Title Confusion)

When so many people get the name of a song wrong that it necessitates parentheses containing the song's mistaken name along with its ACTUAL name so people don't get frustrated when they can't find it. It can also occur if the title of the song is too verbose. (Again, this too can be caused by people getting the title wrong.)

(Title Confusion) has occurred many times in music. To name a few:

-Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes
-Rocket Man (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Time) by Elton John

-Bang A Gong (Get It On) by T. Rex*
-Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) by Billy Joel
-Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) by Jim Croce

* "Bang a Gong" was originally called "Get It On," but it was later changed.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021

Confuse-icated

Another way of saying confused - but with a twist.... it also rhymes with fornicated - some what

Holy crap, I just confuse-icated those two words!

by missbe.xx December 8, 2010

multi confused

When you are confused about multiple things

I am multi confused at the moment

by Sally nm June 24, 2017