When a man puts his penis between the fat rolls of his partner, who then flops up and down to simulate a handjob.
by Catherin Zeta Jones December 4, 2011
Get the Fatty Jerkmug. 1.) To relive a sexual experience one had as a youth to please themselves in the present.
2.) Finding something you once masterbated to in the past and re masterbating to it in the present.
2.) Finding something you once masterbated to in the past and re masterbating to it in the present.
by iluvbiterz June 23, 2016
Get the Nostal-Jerkmug. When one’s electronic devices get stolen except for an old Nintendo 3DS XL while being unnaturally horny. Their only option is to navigate to their preferred pornography site on said 3DS and masturbate under a bed without lubricant ejaculating into a sock.
Person 1: Bro my Dad took my phone last night and I had to beat my meat so bad.
Person 2: What’d you jerk to if you didn’t have your iPhone?
Person 1: Don’t judge but I was 3DS Jerking.
Person 2: Yooooooooo whatttttttt?!?!
Person 2: What’d you jerk to if you didn’t have your iPhone?
Person 1: Don’t judge but I was 3DS Jerking.
Person 2: Yooooooooo whatttttttt?!?!
by onlybenjamins November 5, 2019
Get the 3DS Jerkingmug. Anytime an individual is searching the internet for any form of porn while masturbating in between videos to keep the feeling of euphoria alive.
Mitch: Hey Jasmine have you ever done a search & Jerk?
Jasmine: Search & Jerk?!
Mitch: Yeah!! It's when you're looking at porn and jerking it between videos!
Jasmine: OMG totally! I did it all day yesterday!
Jasmine: Search & Jerk?!
Mitch: Yeah!! It's when you're looking at porn and jerking it between videos!
Jasmine: OMG totally! I did it all day yesterday!
by Zexy Ambassador September 14, 2012
Get the Search & Jerkmug. So when you go onto someone’s onlyfans homepage and they have a sexy pic and you jerk off to the pic instead of paying the whole subscription, which would make them a jerk.
John was a real homepage jerk, he didn’t pay for the subscription he just jerked off to my sexy pics, man what a jerk.
by isellfeetpicshmu July 16, 2020
Get the homepage jerkmug. Person 1: Man last night was crazy!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.
Person 2: ...wtf.
Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.
Person 2: ...wtf.
Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!
by Conbradyor June 20, 2010
Get the toilet jerkmug. A harsher version of stop and go traffic. Most common at high speeds. Can result in whiplash and headaches. :D
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!
Jeez mom!! Can you drive any easier? You're giving me whiplash!!
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
Oh.
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
Oh.
by icesk8inglovr March 16, 2011
Get the slam and jerkmug.