Nob Art

Practice of drawing a penis on photos

That Photo is a perfect opportunity to create some Nob Art

by Dr Nob art September 13, 2016

wrinkle nob

A Wrinkle Nob is the head of a males genitals or penis.

You wanna touch my Wrinkle Nob?

by Sanas December 29, 2016

Nob Whistle

Ostensibly a complete nob which supports only one function, to make an irritating noise.

Man, I was so embarrassed. I knew nothing about the topic being discussed but blurted out a word that I thought might make me look better. All I did was act like a nob whistle.

by Benson Hedges February 6, 2023

Nob

A penis

You are a nob

by private24857 April 21, 2023

Nob

It's when someone is so freaking bad and stupid

ÅMAYGAD, u souch a nob

by lalala12344 November 20, 2018

Nob jockey

1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.

2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.

1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.

2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.

by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016

nob gollip

A person that downright frustrates/vexes you. Can be due to their ineptitude, over-enthusiasm, egotism, or any other generally exasperating characteristic behaviour.

Janice: Here comes Matt. What magnificently exaggerated story has he got for us today then, I wonder? Maybe the one about the time the tiger ripped his arm half off and him still using it to call the ambulance. I love that one!

Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"

by Elephant Mittens October 26, 2007