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Nob

It's when someone is so freaking bad and stupid
ÅMAYGAD, u souch a nob
by lalala12344 November 20, 2018
mugGet the Nobmug.

Nob jockey

1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.

2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.

2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016
mugGet the Nob jockeymug.

nob gollip

A person that downright frustrates/vexes you. Can be due to their ineptitude, over-enthusiasm, egotism, or any other generally exasperating characteristic behaviour.
Janice: Here comes Matt. What magnificently exaggerated story has he got for us today then, I wonder? Maybe the one about the time the tiger ripped his arm half off and him still using it to call the ambulance. I love that one!

Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"
by Elephant Mittens October 26, 2007
mugGet the nob gollipmug.

Nob

by private24857 April 21, 2023
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Nob Whistle

Ostensibly a complete nob which supports only one function, to make an irritating noise.
Man, I was so embarrassed. I knew nothing about the topic being discussed but blurted out a word that I thought might make me look better. All I did was act like a nob whistle.
by Benson Hedges February 6, 2023
mugGet the Nob Whistlemug.

nob muncher

by YthoFggt July 5, 2017
mugGet the nob munchermug.

Nob Slobberer

The noun for a person who slobbers on nobs
Joe is a nob slobberer.
by Jac0bL January 11, 2024
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