Nob

It's when someone is so freaking bad and stupid

ÅMAYGAD, u souch a nob

by lalala12344 November 20, 2018

slob the nob

A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.

Man can she slob the nob!

by real meaning inc April 24, 2014

nob gollip

A person that downright frustrates/vexes you. Can be due to their ineptitude, over-enthusiasm, egotism, or any other generally exasperating characteristic behaviour.

Janice: Here comes Matt. What magnificently exaggerated story has he got for us today then, I wonder? Maybe the one about the time the tiger ripped his arm half off and him still using it to call the ambulance. I love that one!

Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"

by Elephant Mittens October 26, 2007

Nob Whistle

Ostensibly a complete nob which supports only one function, to make an irritating noise.

Man, I was so embarrassed. I knew nothing about the topic being discussed but blurted out a word that I thought might make me look better. All I did was act like a nob whistle.

by Benson Hedges February 6, 2023

Nob Goblin

Anyone who sucks dick for drugs.

Sorry bro but your girlfriend is a Nob Goblin

by M£@t-H@mm£r January 20, 2019

nob

a nob is someone who is stupidly rich, someone who flaunts it in a stupid way

"Kyle is such a nob"

by lmao9911 March 7, 2022

great nob, hitler

Spoonerism of “Great Hit, Nobler” popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club

“Great nob, Hitler! Urgh, I mean great hit, Nobler!”

by Mebemax July 14, 2023