A person that downright frustrates/vexes you. Can be due to their ineptitude, over-enthusiasm, egotism, or any other generally exasperating characteristic behaviour.
Janice: Here comes Matt. What magnificently exaggerated story has he got for us today then, I wonder? Maybe the one about the time the tiger ripped his arm half off and him still using it to call the ambulance. I love that one!
Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"
Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"
by Elephant Mittens October 26, 2007
Get the nob gollipmug. Man, I was so embarrassed. I knew nothing about the topic being discussed but blurted out a word that I thought might make me look better. All I did was act like a nob whistle.
by Benson Hedges February 6, 2023
Get the Nob Whistlemug. A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.
by real meaning inc April 24, 2014
Get the slob the nobmug. 1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.
2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.
2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016
Get the Nob jockeymug. 
A Nob head is a different way of calling someone a dick head but if you have older parents the may think nob is made up so i would start to you use it (;
by Your nacks June 26, 2020
Get the Nob headmug. Nob scoffer
Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock.
Scoff - Informal to eat (food, generally) fast and greedily.
Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock.
Scoff - Informal to eat (food, generally) fast and greedily.
She/he's a proper nob scoffer that one. Never known anyone to suck that many dicks in such a short time!
by mod69 May 3, 2008
Get the nob scoffermug.