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Chance Hobson

An abouslute gigga chad has the balls of steal dick is bigger than Russia 6’9 man who pulls any girl he wants
Cuh 1: Did you Hear people are starting to call Johnny sins a chance Hobson

Cuh2: yeah it’s all over the internet
by Carmen Winston April 21, 2022
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No Chance Hooligan

A moron, a time waster, a person who lives in their own world, someone who has no grip on reality, could be but not limited to a stoner, a crackhead a dole bludger etc.

This guy has no clue about money, petrol, living in the real world,what a No chance hooligan.
I went out on a few dates with Georgie, it was going well but then out of nowhere she stopped getting back to me, she turned out to be a real No Chance Hooligan!

My mate only wants to sit in his shed and get baked, what a no chance hooligan.

How much chance does she have? None!
by MichaelSchofield89 November 9, 2012
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Chance

A light skin rat who think he can get every girl ... Chance is the type to play the game all night then sleep all day all the girls want him and all the guys want to be his friends Chance is very nonchalant and annoying And he’s very stubborn
Girl one : ouuuu he’s cute

Girl two : you don’t want him ! That’s a Chance
by Kayla Jones June 28, 2020
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no chance in hell

Everytime you try to mess with Vincent Kennedy McMahon and WWE that's what happens.
Mia tried to mock the pro-wrestling industry and WWE, but she soon learned that she had NO CHANCE IN HELL.
by HeatheyMac December 8, 2017
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Chance

Chance a dude that has manhood issues cuz of his little dick. Therefore has to pretend to be a boss when I'm reality he is nothing more than a big cry baby. Hell women have bigger dicks than this clown 🤡.
Whenever you want to break a world record for having a quickie. . calk chance 45 seconds or less guaranteed!
by Jorge definition June 26, 2023
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