The facial expression achieved when you're taking a gigantic size bite out of a hamburger/hotdog and you expect ketchup but itstead it's fucking loaded with mustard.
"You should have seen that kid's mustard face after I falcon punched him in the testicles. Priceless."
"That old woman had a perfect mustard face after I crop dusted that elevator."
"That old woman had a perfect mustard face after I crop dusted that elevator."
by Red Fingaz May 5, 2009
Get the mustard facemug. She: What's the matter, Mr. Softee? Can't cut the mustard?
He: Don't worry, I'll just lick the lid instead.
She: Oooh, you lover boy, you!
He: Don't worry, I'll just lick the lid instead.
She: Oooh, you lover boy, you!
by Hugh Chardon Junior July 8, 2010
Get the cut the mustardmug. a man with mustard on his nuts
when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates
when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates
by mike December 23, 2004
Get the mustard nutsmug. Urinating into your partners anas during anal intercourse. Then continuing to thrust until the a yellow vicus substance excites feom the body.
by Branagain November 6, 2018
Get the making mustardmug. When a person has diarrhea and fails to wipe thoroughly leaving a yellowish brown crust on their ass
by Imfluffy September 11, 2016
Get the Crusty mustardmug. by SK1991 October 10, 2011
Get the Mustard Pluggedmug.