Cum mug

Similar to cum rag a mug that is used to cum into

Do you want a photo of my cum mug?

by Strangerman51 November 3, 2020

Procrasterbation Mug

A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.

That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !

by emrldflm96 June 9, 2010

Punk-Mug

The act of "palming" or putting a spread hand over someone's face and pushing the face hard to move the person out of the way or to shove them to the floor.

Damn, they wouldn't let Kevin into the comedy club, so he punk-mugged the door man and walked right past him!

by D.Mc January 8, 2008

Mug Brownie

A single serving of a brownie put into a mug, made in the microwave.

Dude, my mug brownie got stuck in the mug last night.

by Ali Redling July 24, 2011

frosty mug

When you shotgun a blunt or joint into one of those frozen frosty mugs and fill it to the top with smoke. The smoke will drop in temperature and look like liquid sitting inside the mug. Tilt the mug up and inhale (like you're drinking it) and you'll get a rush of cold goodness straight to your head. Definitely a kick ass way to smoke, and HIGHLY recommended!

"Hey, grab the frosty mug out of the freezer, I want to drink my hit this round"

by TZ December 9, 2007

thunder mug

a toilet.

I have to brown down on the thunder mug.

by Colonel Krackers March 13, 2003

Mug of Pens

The coffee mug (for pens). The first mug made specifically to cart, carry and caddy pens. Small pens, large pens, markers, the Mug of Pens carries it all! (Not intended for use with pencils.)
Turns a messy workplace into a Mugtastic Pentabulum.
Is made of poison.

Boss: "If I don't sign this contract in the next five minutes, this company's doomed! Get me a pen Hastings!"
(Hastings desperately searches for a pen, to no avail.)
Boss: "I'm so angry, I could rape somebody."

(Later)
Hastings: "If only I'd had Mug of Pens..."

by Dedguy August 2, 2009