muddy rug

when you shit on a rug, smear it around, and fly on it like a magic carpet

Lets go pop a molly and hit up a muddy rug.

by Yonnk November 23, 2013

muddy hand

When you first someone in the ass and there hand comes out covered in shit

Man after I fisted her I had a muddy hand

by Sonigga April 10, 2016

muddy windows

Getting a Hot Carl while wearing eyeglasses or goggles.

I'd like to give Yano some muddy windows.

by Chase Atherton May 05, 2004

muddy stone

a term used for a particularly hard shit.

ooo i relly need too drop a muddy stone

by cj1995 December 10, 2010

Muddy Detroit

When your partner mounts his or her ass on your stomach and farts simulating a raspberry by means of the ass. Make sure any chocolaty goodness leaves skids and tire marks. Don't forget to flood the belly button.

And guess what? There's Muddy Detroit for dessert! Susan made sure to eat a significant quantity of fiber one bars for Steve's Muddy Detroit on Tuesday night. A Muddy Detroit never goes well in a swimming pool. Elaine gave Beth four Muddy Detroits before she took a shower.

by Gushers April 22, 2008

muddy ramierz

a named used by the staff of family guy to replace the word dirty sanchez because the censors wouldn't let them use the word dirty sanchez.. usually refering to anal sex then pulling out the penis and putting it across the girls lips to give her a poo moustache

i gave a girl a muddy ramierz last night

by sitruk June 20, 2011

bloody muddy

When you cause a womens vagina to bleed during sex, and then place your own fecal matter inside it.

Shes probably sick because i gave her a bloody muddy

by rittzbitch March 13, 2017