Someone who is so totally clueless that they will believe absolutely anything you tell them. A lifelong condition which can prove fatal without intervention.
"I told Mikey that in order to jump start his car it needs to be hit from behind at 30mph. He's so morbidly retarded that he was about to do it until someone told him otherwise."
by UprTupr December 29, 2012
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Get the g'mornin mug.A sexual position where a male or female stands up and puts their head between their legs while a man has sex with them in the anus. While getting a nice one up the rear the other partner sucks on the other's testicles and or gooch. Afterwards they give a smile as good as waking up on sunday morning.
Kevin walked into his bedroom and discoverd his wife on the recieving end of a Smile Sunny Morning from his best friend James.
by StaceyChico January 16, 2008
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by Cockwood November 15, 2010
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by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020
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