mole

a brown spot usually on ones face, sometimes accompanied by a nasty hair.

a mole causes unattractiveness.

usually its the people named ian who have moles.

occasionally people get picked on because of their moles.

the most common comeback for someone with a mole is, "itsa birthmark!!!"

weston:

"dude look at that nasty mole on ians face, its disgusting!"

by wolfwes April 12, 2008

mole man

A man (or woman, but then it isn't as amusingly alliterative) who will only perform oral sex on a woman from underneath the covers.

Brent: I'm not much for eating pussy...
JP: Dear god, you're not a mole man, are you?! Lame, dude.

by Ferret Frolicker September 29, 2006

mole island

the place where stoichiometric conversions can be made. when on mole island one can go to either volume island (multiply by 22.4) , mass island (multiply by molar mass), particles island (multiple by 6.02x10^23) or to mole island #2.

How can i get to mole island?
Well where are you?

I'm on volume island.

Then you have to divide by 22.4

by marffy June 2, 2011

fucking mole

A nasty piece of work, someone who will do anything to advance their own interests.

See also http://you.fuckingmole.com , a website where fucking moles can be submitted and exposed.

That fucking woman made us do a group assignment cos she was too lazy to mark individual assignments, then she marked mine wrongly and said she'd fix it up but never did cos she was too busy working on her fucking book. Fucking mole.

by rasdanger September 12, 2008

mantina-mole

A growth on the face that can only be killed by cutting of the head and piercing the heart.

Knight: I have slayed the mantina-mole! People, You are free!

Doctor: What the...? ewwwwww is that a mantina-mole? I've seen some things but, I'm going to retire now.

by Theperson April 6, 2008

Colby (naked mole rat)

colby is a gay ass, sped asd, nigga bitch ass, Jimmy nutron lookin head ass, 2 finger bichass, hit by a train add nigga.

Colby (naked mole rat)

by God 420 69 May 6, 2019

Fred Moletrousers

A British National Party troll who stalks political forums and uses the tragedy of dead relatives to gain sympathy for his Neo nazi views.

Had a Corbyn supporter on that site!
Yeah!
Yeah! I used Fred Moletrousers on him,,,,,they banned him.
A bit harsh!
Yeah I can't stand fucking Labour cunts.

by Lord Edmund April 5, 2019