Mojo

An alcoholic beverage served to sailors in the Philippines, which is a concoction of all the different booze in the bar, mixed with fruit juices and ice, and comes in a big pitcher.

Sam: Man! This Mojo sure taste great, but I have killed most of this pitcher by myself and I don't feel a damned thing!

Dave: Oh yeah. Wait till you try and stand up to go take a leak.

Sam: Whoaooo! Holly Shit! Dude! I am totally fucking WASTED!!!

by popeye1369 October 31, 2010

Mojo

A super awesome chick that loves:
- a certain economics teacher named Patrick aka DLS
- Eric Banana
- eBay
- starfishes
- Darren Hayes
- vampires
- and many other sweet things

Also known as "LOTR ho", "My Zombie" and "DV".

Get your mojo on with Patrick.

by Panda April 7, 2005

mojo beian

something that is weird or doesn't make any sense

That's mojo beian.

by Nicole November 14, 2003

mojo suck

A person, place, thing, event, or situation that serves to deplete somebody's mojo.

"This dress code at work is a real mojo suck."

"Having to work late on a Friday night is a mojo suck."

"I have $4 in my wallet but the cheapest drink is $5. What a mojo suck."

by Brandonius Maximus Himself October 15, 2009

Mojo

The greatest youtuber alive check him out on youtube.com/channel/UCIsH9g6Q3Ico4sz76ls9moA

Mojo-Its hic snorlax, snorlax

by AkitoStreams June 16, 2017

leo majonee

when u feelings real good and u want a tickle tickle in ur pickle pickle....oooo yaaa macho man randy savage

leo majonee vaa vaa, chicken ka salan vaa vaa

by Hermacore III August 8, 2006

Mojo

One word:

BASS GUITAR!

Ok that's two words and an exclamation mark but you get the point. This guy kicks ass! He is pure bass! He plays bass in the band Repeat and is known for his vegetarianism.

Hey look at Mojo's fingers play that bass!

by Biblo February 15, 2005