Mongol

Mongols used to rule the world, then they turned effing Buddhist, and the Chinese conquered them (payback is a bitch) and ruled their peacenik Buddhist butts for 400 years until 1945 when they declared independence from China and became a Soviet puppet state. Moral of the story: Buddhism will turn a pussy out of the most kickass people, forever.

The Mongols are coming, the Mongols are coming... oh wait, they are on 3 feet tall midget horses, reek of fermented goat milk and live in a desert. Fuck them.

by sykoze August 4, 2006

Mongo

Mongo (MŌÑ-GÔ) - juggernaut-like male distinguished by heavy masculinity, large stomach and hyperactive sexual habits and tendencies. Mongo is considered an alpha male in many cultures. Known to be bullet proof and highly intelligent, Mongo is feared in many countries across the world.

Mongo uses many tools to control those around him and spread fear into the society, with the main being the oversized cauk that he refers to as the Hissing Viper.

Mongo is the only person in human history to have naturally impregnated male testicles.

Person1: Oh no its Mongo. Cover your exit tunnel Dude, because he is going to come right in!!!

Person 2: No I dont want the memory of the Hissing Viper in my bowels!!!

Person1: there will be no memory. Once Mongo is done you will be out cold and shredded.

by Royal_Rake July 16, 2016

mongolian monkey matinee

A mongolian monkey matinee is the central asian derivation of the european monkey face, an act in which a guy simultaneously wadges and throws a handful of short and curlies in the face of some dirty strumpet.

The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.

"Jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. I almost don't want to wake her. But my urge to litter her chops with jizzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist...bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!"

by BB Smizzle May 19, 2008

mongole

A very offensive Quebec French term for a person suffering either from fetal alcohol syndrome and downe's syndrome

If someone calls you a mongole, tell them they a Chernobyl bantling

by Sexydimma March 19, 2017

trans-papal batshit mongo grinder

mmmmuh.. muuhhhh
guh...
nG!

fark! she's a looker, i'd best fire up the trans-papal batshit mongo grinder

by rockape November 1, 2003

modging

for either sex to be touching their genitals in a manner that is neither stroking, poking, prodding, clentching, inserting, pinching, twisting, pulling or pushing. but a combination of these and many other techniques...

"yo bitch, you coming out tonight?"

"naa not tonight mate, im having a modge, maybe tomorrow..."

"ohh Dean your such a wanker.."

by rareun September 4, 2005

mogo

1. Abbreviation From Chinese - Mo-gun-shee. An erotically charged cute grey towelling mouse, with pert pink node (See nympho), that lives in a locked box for her own protection. Often used in derogatory terms in regards to her promiscuity. Feigns innocence.
2. An exclaimation of the impending Touretts Syndrome that is developing inside youself. Term is often substituted for every lyric in a song.

1. "I'm gonna take that little Mogo from behind!"
2. "MOGO! MOGO! MOGO! MOGO!" or #Mogo is naked/ Mogunshee is naked/Mogo is naked/Mogunshee!#

by Wasabi Bread January 9, 2005