Spikey Mikey

An oddly specific tattoo, of questionable political correctness, featuring a dollar symbol in a Star of David, with a smiley face above and the caption "cock" underneath.

Jurgen: "Did you see Mohammed's new tat, its sick!"

Sadio: "Yeah, it's a spikey mikey."

Jurgen: "He's the coolest guy in the dark."

by 100 cigarettes a day May 9, 2019

Mikey

mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT

its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.

aNYWAYS

mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?

okay, so lemme say one more thing

actually two more things.

1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.

2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY

"hey mickey kinda sounds like mikey-"

"no it fucking doesnt"

by MyNameIsMikeyAndYoullDoWutISay October 16, 2019

Mikey Mitchell

A synonym for a Class I Offense. Commonly used at the United States Coast Guard Academy.

Man, I got caught drinking and they gave me 2 Mikey Mitchells.

I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.

by CGA September 24, 2008

Mikey McDonough

Mikey is a mole rat who styles his hair just like sonic the hedgecunt. He thinks hes big just because he wakes up early to go to the gym when in reality hes just a skinny asswipe. His only redeeming quality is that he kinda of looks like the demonic and unchristian offspring of Derek Zoolander and a fucking dead rat

"Ew tf is that?"
"Thats Mikey McDonough"
"Ew"

by Xx_Black Jesus_xX June 3, 2020

mikey capes

better than a henry green

mikey capes is better than henry green

by III MC III December 11, 2011

Mikey Vee

The absolute bomb. Mikey Vee is the legend with the sick beats. You need Mikey Vee to spark up a party.

MIKEY FKN VEEEEE!
Mikey Vee is awesomeees

by RushiKan1999 June 6, 2018

Mikey

Mikey, has a lot of “enemies” but goes around nonchalant. Mikey can be the best boyfriend you will ever have, but if you cross him he will fuck your bestfriend. 1 last thing don’t argue with Mikey he will talk about you dead peoples.

Guy#1: You still cool with Mikey?

Guy#2: Naw bro he fucked my bitch and said fuck my grandma.

Damn Mikey really getting off right now!

by DaRealG3t0ff November 22, 2021