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midnight promise 

A midnight promise is broken by the dawn.
An empty promise, with no intention of keeping it.
Words spoken to impress or persuade an audience with nothing to support them.
He made several midnight promises, but he told his friends what his girlfriend did for him.

His midnight promise was broken, when he left town, after he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.

The custody agreement, was regarded as a midnight promise, when my ex left town with the kids, without giving notice.
midnight promise by Nards OTC August 12, 2007

Midnight Finger 

This is when you are laying with a chick that has fallen asleep and you are so horny that you try and finger her in the pussy while she sleeps. This is often followed up with the immediate "Midnight Slap," "What were you just doing!!??" and the "Get out of my room!"
She fell asleep and I tried to give her the midnight finger.
Midnight Finger by Aaron B. January 21, 2006

Midnight Meat Train 

1.) An extremely badass movie.

2.) A word meaning a black man's penis
"Have you seen Midnight Meat Train?"
"No I don't like black cock."
"What the fuck, no the movie dipshit"
"Oh oh oh oh, yeah totally I love that movie."

midnight gentleman 

A person of color whose ethnicity cannot be determined just by looking at them.
Wow, there sure are alot of midnight gentleman driving delivery trucks around here.

Midnight-Kabalah'd 

When you're so high that you're borderline smoking with Moses..


You should see hot-dog and macaroni and cheese last supper we're having right now, we're so Midnight-Kabalah'd!

Midnight Gold 

A combination between Strongbow Hard Apple Cider and Guiness.
"Gimme a couple glasses of Midnight Gold barkeep."
Midnight Gold by Jerlex Villmer December 31, 2009