Unplug the microwave

Kill yourself

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.

by Thedillionaireman June 30, 2022

Microwave

Term used to describe the radiation from 5g Towers.

They built a new 5g tower in my neighborhood, it's a microwave.

by Z0dia December 4, 2022

Microwave

Out of space life form with a small one eyed willy

That Microwave is a hoe

by Microhello guy November 12, 2021

microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo

Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?

by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022

Worcester Microwave

When someone farts in a microwave and then shoves their mates head inside, similar to a Dutch oven.

Sam wasn't expecting a thing when he walked into the kitchen to get Worcester Microwaved by Brett this morning.

by The Oven'er August 24, 2021

metal in the microwave

When as a kid you thought metal can be put in a microwave. But microwave go bzzzzzz pop bang bzzz whoosh then fire.
It will also cause your microwave explode.

Oh no! John put metal in the microwave again.

by Bortnite 3 January 5, 2021

Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working

Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*

by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020