Most likely voted for joe biden, the softest of them all. Huge beta male, very cheesy person all around. Always has his hood up and some say he gets 0 pussy because he seems very rapey. Will sit on anything for a dollar. His nickname is lou sass. If you want to find micah you will find him at all the elementary schools terrorizing little kids with his van.
by Thicc latina December 13, 2021

This name is used by an all powerful being. Usually wears inexpensive clothing to try and fool you , but he always keep spare Tim's and Black Air forces. He seems calm but deep down he is scheming about his next target or move. He can single-handedly take down an entire government over night.
by pppepepeprpepe[p March 11, 2020

Micah is a great friend yet short-tempered. It seems as if his height doesn't make his blood boil slower but you know when he's mad because the red really comes out.
Micah is as red as a tomato (I guess that's why they call him Micah the Red Head )because someone said all gingers must DIE
by Caseus Lignum May 16, 2022

Just writing dis for the 3rd time.. while i wait for your text. Man... it hurts knowing i can't be with you nor luv u more than a "friend" but it's alr ig cs a text from u is enough to make's my day. You don't understand how much I want you bru but you're way outta my league n even if we're together what if we don't last... i don't wanna risk that so ima just putting my feelings a side. I'm not ur type either but i could be ur supermodel if u see it in me.. <333
by Nugg3tz g March 19, 2022

by That nigga craig May 15, 2019

A professional bowler who everyone aspires to be like. Worshiped like a God but god will never be on his level. A part time physio student who already knows everything about the course.
Hey are you "the micah talbot" the shagger
Yeah,
*Drops to the floor and kisses his toes"
I love you
yeah, i know its whatever.
Yeah,
*Drops to the floor and kisses his toes"
I love you
yeah, i know its whatever.
by toey6969 March 26, 2024
