Well, what happens in Mexico.... stays in mexico? Anal sex and Tequila are all you need. After anal, pour a shot of tequila down the crevice of a beautiful ass and lick it. Who knew a "Mexican anal" was such a thing?
by Babettebear January 24, 2017
Get the mexican analmug. Absolute complete top-to-bottom total gastrointestinal irrigation resulting from ingestion of a burrito. Symptoms include explosive diarrhoea, litres of vomiting and a lifetime psychological aversion to Mexican food.
by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012
Get the mexican colonicmug. by Bcpseudonym August 2, 2020
Get the mexican brunchmug. Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.
by Shaniqua Bonquiqui Jones December 11, 2010
Get the Mexican Snowboardingmug. by Jizzle Jammer December 29, 2010
Get the Mexican distributormug. There's a 19th Century story in Mexico that illustrates the Mexican Standoff very well. Two horse carriages going in the opposite direction entered a narrow street and met halfway through. Neither could move forward, and each insisted that the other back his horse carriage up. Each sent servants for foor and water, and both stayed firm for several days, until the authorities made both of them back up.
by Robert H94121 September 7, 2007
Get the Mexican Standoffmug. The act of inserting a burrito in a friend's butthole, and then simultaneously clapping his cheeks together, breaking the burrito in his anus
by Matt 'the mega' Wang March 24, 2010
Get the Mexican Typhoonmug.