Max

A kids name that is the complete opposite of their size. They sit around all day on a PS3 or computer or annoy everyone. Future pimp.

Max: (nerdy, high-pitched voice) I got a 20 kill streak on highrise and I'm lvl 99 on all 30 of my runescape accounts.

Normal Guy: No one gives a shit.

by GooseDude2010 July 9, 2010

Max

The most of which something can be, or exist as a tangible item that one could touch, therefore, being within existence, which, because it is a state and not a place, cannot be located. Often used to make crappy things sound slightly less so, and also to make idiots think they're getting a good deal. ;Beckhard

I can still make you happy! To the maaaaaaxxx (max)

by Daniel Christensen, vunerable 14 yro April 3, 2007

Max

he’s a smelly ass dude, he hasn’t found out that showers exist. He’s a Ethiopian, and a fucking caveman.

look at max he’s a bitch

by FridgeDog July 3, 2020

max

gay, hairy not fun to be around. he can be a bitch at times. and tall

my friend is like max.

by sticky dog May 22, 2017

to the max

A stupid catch-phrase, only to be used in a time of irony or comic relief.

Awesome. Awesome to the max!

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

Max

V. to smash a toilet as a household responsibility.

N. someone whose primary chore around the house consist of smashing toilets

Adj. to the largest extent, huge;

Person 1: can that bangin chick make it to the sunday kegger?
Person 2: Not tonight boss, her parents have her maxing around the house all day.

Person 1: Dude that party last night was max!

by Fuzzy Wobbles January 11, 2010

Max

-Jacked
-Womanizer
-Smart, just lazy
-Not fat, big
-Under rowing + math scholarship
-Father is part of mafia
-Best o-lineman
-Says he sacked the qb and got a touchdown (very incredible for o-line)
-Gets bad grades, but has goal of going to harvard

Max is someone that matches all of the above

Man, that guy is such a Max.

I wish I was a Max. That would be incredible.

I'm Max.

by bhr11111 March 24, 2009