matthew

Matthew , A real piece of shit. Sucks cock on the daily and has secret gay crushes on all his male friends. Sucks at life to the fullest extent. His mother regrets not aborting him .

Matthew, a cock sucking faggot.

by The Real Slim Shday May 28, 2018

Matthew

A Matthew is another term for an innuendo.

He turned everything I said into a Matthew

by Corkscrew1 January 28, 2020

Matthew

An annoying prick sometimes but can be a good friend. This guy will be wearing glasses and likes every girl out there. When you’re in trouble he’ll be there for you. He can get targeted by people but he makes his way through.

Matthew is annoying but a good friend

by moviekidd1218 February 1, 2020

Matthew

A fat hippo

That fat guy over there is a classic Matthew!

by jrwever August 17, 2020

Matthew

A sexy simp and dating a baddie

Yo you seen Matthew the simp with the baddie.

by HardyGieske June 24, 2020

Matthew

A man with a massive penis

Matthew’s wiener is bigger than everyone else’s

by Icrycauseraiderssck November 22, 2021

Matthew

Matthew gets all the bitches , sometimes he overthinks some stuff but the bitches always make his day better.Oh yeah and we can’t forget his a sex god!!

girl 1:i had the best sex ever last night

girl 2:yeah it was probably with a matthew

by anonymous November 23, 2021