meat bassoon

Old-musician slang for a dick.
Usually referenced as such when referring to oral sex.

"the first time I saw her,
she was playin' a tune,
in the orchestra pit,
on a MEAT bassoon."

copyright Doug Clark & hot nuts

by dave_CO February 6, 2007

beating meat

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.

He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat

by alcrsms November 15, 2017

Meat Whip

When a man slaps a woman's vagina with his dick.

Kathy screamed when Doug gave her a hard Meat Whip last night.

by Brandy L. January 19, 2009

Meat Queef

A Queef possesing a massive coincidence to the texture, smell, and taste of an uncooked T-bone steak.

Mike Kelley was being such a Meat Queef last night!

by SpeedStick September 11, 2009

cock meat

male genitalia - see bozak

Have a taste of my cock meat beeyyatch.

by The Slanguist June 11, 2003

Turtle Meat

The excess meat of the female genitalia that dangles outside of the vagina. Looks much like the meatish part of a turtles neck.
A womans enlarged labia that has succumbed to being protruded outside of the female genitalia; usually is derived from hardcore and savage intercourse.
Also is called Beef Curtains, Meat Curtains, and Bloodhound Lips.

Bradon: Hey is she alright? it looks like she took a brutal railing from a couple african folk.
Adam: Yeah her Turtle Meat is out of control, its past her knees and can almost be compared to Lindsey's.

by I Jurcough January 24, 2009

Booty meat

Booty meat is the flesh that gives the ass it's wonderful (or hideous) shape.

The part of the ass that creates the canopy for the back of the thighs.

Man, look at the booty meat on Vida Guerra

by DarkLordMurph November 18, 2004