Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.

John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

A quote by bilbo baggins from the Lord of The Rings

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

by heyheyheyyeh May 27, 2022

Less talk, More work

A quote by my math teacher to alert the class to talk less and work more

Class, less talk, more work

by Influxter October 25, 2023

Bun-less Burger

When your being left out in a threesom

omg we were all fucking and i was the bun-less burger i hate my life

by the leftovers June 24, 2023

Less Paul

Any bearded guy in a denim shirt and a Velcro fuzz tone that you want to see less of on guitar related YouTube videos and Instagram hashtags

I micro-tuned my YouTube subscriptions to show me Less Paul.

by SleekJeek January 27, 2021

Parachutist-less Cliff Jumper

An individual that believes what he or she hears without confirming any facts.

President Trump was able to manipulate his base with repeating a lie, his followers became devoted Parachutist-less Cliff Jumpers.

by Creativelingo January 21, 2021

Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.

"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023