broken down lemonade stand

when a woman stands over a man and extracts vaginal juice and pours it on the mans eyebrows

very similar to the rusty iron bullet

Dude that chick was so crazy she asked me to do the broken down lemonade stand, my eyebrows were disgusting for weeks

by cliff poopdick July 22, 2009

Two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade

When you are playing dbzx2 and get one the world fighting tourney stage you ask the enemy for one

Burcol *brings trash talker to this stage*
Burcol: “can I get two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade” *as they kick a trashtalking baby in the dickhole*

by Perii June 11, 2020

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!

1

Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?

Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

2
A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?

Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!

3
Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.

Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

by PokarFace June 20, 2010

When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!

1
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?

Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

2
A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?

Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?

Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!

by PokarFace June 20, 2010

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"

by Cont78 March 29, 2010

Electric lemonade

When a woman uses her small Jewish hands to do a soft twirl on the helmet of the penis while catching her breath during oral sex.

I was 32 years old when I got my first electric lemonade from a girl named Sommer.

by Darkclam May 25, 2019

Lemonade

In the world of fanfics, it's a step down from lemons (sexually explicit content). Lemonades still have sexual themes and situations, however, there is an element of added fluff, plot, and sweetness to it.

Not to be confused with limes, which include making out and kissing and nothing too sexual.

Yo, did you read that BakugoxMidoryia lemonade yet? The ending was so sweet!

by littlehunnib January 13, 2021