Lego

The coolest fucking shit ever

Sharon: I wanna suck his dick
Greg: Why

Sharon: Cos he has lots of Lego

by shitsniffer78 February 9, 2023

Lego

Lego: A plastic brick company. Their products are not to be eaten, but also not to be put on ✨le floor✨ because yo mom could step on it and you would be mom-le-ss for the rest of your life. And if you haven't felt pain for a few years, then step on Lego, ur going to feel what your mom felt when giving birth to you. It should be used in war.

BTW, have u tried making a city out of Lego??? ur going to regret it.

by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024

Lego loading

The act of putting Legos inside your anus. Typically before a Lego cannon.

Mom don’t come in I’m Lego loading!

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

lego battles

A video game made in 2009 based around Legos. Only people with huge shlongs and absolute chads play the game.

Chad: Hey just got back from playing Lego battles
Soyboy: I wish I was you

by ICrackPussy12 August 19, 2021

Lego

A child’s toy made up of interlocking plastic blocks. (Also the sworn Enamy of feet)
Usess

1.for fun

2.as a proventative of intrusion

3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created

Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!

Doctor: how mutch dose it hurt from a scale of one to “ohh no I stepped on Lego”

Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation

Kid : dad can I get out the Lego

Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego

Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.

by Caleb26 January 21, 2018

Lego ground

Chester's Diva stadium! The biggest shithole in the football league!

"We are playing Jester pity next"

"Where is it the Lego ground?"

by Josh_Wrexham_Legend November 8, 2007

Lego brick

Lego brick- A word that is used to describe someone's large abs.

He works out so much, his chest looks like a lego brick!

by YEEHAWBRIDGES April 10, 2024