Landon

A hot and sexy magik main that’s great at everything and fucks the shit out of modessi on the daily with his 40 inch strap

Person #1: Landon is so sexy I wanna touch him
Person #2: he’s too busy pegging modessi

by fortniteyellowbattle December 15, 2024

landon

did you mean to spell "landen" if so he is the coolest guy and everyone likes him and thinks he is funny

haha "landon" your so funny

by Coolguy4848 February 1, 2022

Landon

A Landon is a type word that is used to describe a person that indulges in finding girls, and have a sexual desire when they get with one.

You remember how Micheal dated that model to just to get down and dirty with her?

Yeah, he’s such a Landon for that. I think I‘ma pull a Landon too.

by SmartNegro January 9, 2024

Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.

Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.

by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011

Landon's Brother

Art Barr. Famous wrestler. AKA Landon's new dead brother.

I sure do miss Landon's Brother.

by amelioooooo February 9, 2021

Landon

Landon is the most amazing guy! He has a sweet,shy smile, big, deep brown eyes, and he’s got a nice body

Landon knows what he wants to do with his life, but he also makes sure that he has plenty of time for you. He is honestly the best kind of guy to date, if you ever get the chance.

If you ever meet him, you’ll fall in love. He is really nice, and his family loves you!
Don’t blow it with Landon, though, you’ll hurt him and you’ll probably never find the right person for you ever again.

Landon: Hi(says shyly and flirtily)
Lucky Girl:H-h-hey(blushes)
Landon: Can I get your number
Lucky Girl: *dies*

by graelife14!<3 September 28, 2020

Landon

A dude that streak up the bed and kisses dude like Porter, Devin and Colby

I want to be like landon

by Landon kisser June 11, 2022