Kensington Juan

A person who masterbate to feet pics from Anthony Bourdain, or plays last of us while drinking horse semen from a whiskey glass in his tavern with jumper cables on his nipples.

I picked up that Kensington juan from that Amish place and gave him a pink sock

by Juans daddy December 18, 2025

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Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb

The process of dipping your balls in Fireball Whisky and running them across the eyes of a passed out victim.

I gave Sue's mom a Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb when she was passed out last night.

by Chef Chefington March 31, 2017

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to kleinschmidt someone

An act of ghosting someone, especially after sexual intercourse.

I think I got kleischmidted by Carolyn's husband - we hooked up last weekend and he never texted me back afterwards

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by Carolyn Baskin April 13, 2020

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Rich White Trump Supporters who also uphold racist, homophobic, transphobic, and otherwise harmful beliefs under the guise of being God Fearing Americans or Patriots. I.e. Zuckerberg, Ron DeSantis, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Elon Musk (See Nazi), etc.

Did you see Karen and her Kountry Klub Klansman husband, in his boat shoes, freak out on that family for speaking Spanish at Disneyland?

by TomC@t January 23, 2025

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