When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"
Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk
by mjkoolj1828 March 22, 2011

i nice guy that is almost always gay to his homies but always says no homo. angus kirk is the guy to put his pp in ur mouth and say no homo the man is gay but continues to deny it. but hes all around nice guy but very gay
person: hey Angus
Angus Kirk: nice juicy ass you have there
person: im not gay
Angus Kirk: neither i am
Angus Kirk: nice juicy ass you have there
person: im not gay
Angus Kirk: neither i am
by PeEnIs_LoVeR August 29, 2019

by riotooswazzy September 11, 2025

Whilst in the thick of the debate, the opposition kirked out.
“Yo, you gonna protest this week!”
“Yea! Ima Kirk out!”
“Yo, you gonna protest this week!”
“Yea! Ima Kirk out!”
by Donkeykingg September 12, 2025

by Charius38 May 6, 2024

kirk hammet is the guitar god
by Dadddddddddddddddddddddddy October 31, 2022

(Verb): the act of throwing up at your friends birthday party and babycrawling to the toilet. Also eating fucking bread!
by KATthecrew June 15, 2018
