A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.
Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?
Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
by Downr@nge December 1, 2016
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by byeeeebyeeeemsamericainpieeeee June 19, 2021
Get the she’s kindmug. A good one, right? Because the son is young, right? So he might not make it on the train ride there. BUT TO BE FAIR... I probably wouldn't want to stand in the middle of the train surrounded by people (for obvious reasons). Which means I would be standing by the walls of the cart. But that part of the cart gets freezing cold while the train is moving, right? So, I probably die immediately. But the daughter, if she's hot, is going to get singled out by the hyena of Auschwitz. That's a fact. But the kid, if he survives the train ride, he's likely not doing to get his ass kicked, right? People are going to give him their extra food. The kid will get a lot of sympathy.
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