Hot Karl

Commonly referred to the sexual position when a female provides felacio to a man while he is propped on a toilet engaging in fecal discharge. The lesbian version is referred to as the "Twisted Sister".
After a long days work, and dinner at a chinese buffet nothing can top the double sensation of a Hot Karl.
by westminster March 26, 2006
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cold karl

giving a hot karl to a dead person... thus the karl is cold and hence the name 'cold karl'
i dug up humberto's dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl
by jimbob February 15, 2003
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Karl Smallwood

A guy from YouTube who makes informative videos and has an Amazing sense of humor and loves to drink in his video. He never forgets a cool scene from any Movie or series. EVER!
Kevin: hey have you heard of Karl Smallwood.
Jack: yes, he is very informative and funny.
by Not_called_Bob September 26, 2018
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ceiling karl

Karl-shaped variant of Ceiling Cat
by Henry Yau June 10, 2008
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Karl-Emil

The guy in prison that drops the soap on purpose because he likes to get the 100 mph black thundersmash in his tiny fragile rectum hole
"Hey man did you check on Karl-Emil?"
"No i think he needed to go to the doctor after the nigerian dude thunderstruck his asshole
by thunderstrucker November 05, 2019
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Karl Malden

When, in the act of performing a rim job on your female partner, you suddenly insert your nose deep into her pussy and forcefully exhale through your nostils, creating an artificial queefer of biblical proportions.
The Karl Malden is best performed in the summer time when your nostrils are unclogged.
by Euesblue102 July 18, 2006
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Hot Karl

When a boss gets pissed off at a subordinate, often turning purple in the act of the scream, and demands rapid resolution even if it must be done after hours or over the weekend. Most Hot Karl's are caused because the work was never actually assigned by the boss, who is ignorant of that important detail. Oftentimes a Hot Karl is interrupted by another Hot Karl which immediately trumps the first version, which is promptly forgotten.
Damn, I just got Hot Karled. Boss just demanded a spreadsheet with 15 variables that we don't track. He screamed that he needed it right then. I don't even know what he is talking about!?!!
by Brad Berkwitt February 17, 2009
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