Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021

jonathan partos

Someone who is ginger and bad at rocket league

Theres jonathan Partos He probobly drives a moped

by Mikee Man September 16, 2021

Jonathan Lee

He makes you fart

Damn Jonathan Lee cute and all but he make me fart

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Jonathan

A person who is good looking and has good personality and someone you can never forget. His amazing dick is going to make you always coming back for more.

Janise: jonathan is so kind
Susie: his dick bomb as well

by Jessie lewis November 22, 2021

Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.

Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!

by notAlexBlumberg January 31, 2022

Jonathan CLNT

The BEST YouTuber EVER! If you don’t know who he is, I didn't raise you right :)
(His videos are in French)

Omg is this Jonathan CLNT?!?!? I like his videos soooooo much!!

by Da.Greek.Goddess February 4, 2022

Jonathan

A man with a flat ass and a ridiculous amount of sass

My husband is such a Jonathan

by iknowyoubutdoyouknowme? February 7, 2022