Jonah

A tall guy with a tiny penis. Always looks down at guys' crotches and gets erect. A homosexual tranny. A true sped monkey.

That guy is such a Jonah

by Jewlover86 January 3, 2019

Jonce

A more light-hearted term for a person who thinks, behaves or looks like a:

- Pillock
- Prat
- Nob
- Tool
- Twat
- Twot
- Fool

"I like your new full-length black leather coat, but to be honest it makes you look a bit of an eighties jonce."

by Toby Liddle October 20, 2008

jonah bride

the guy that wears girly boxers, and is a barbie girl. dances to womanizer. likes to put lipstick all over his face. :)
calls his own mother FAT! get beat up by girls. and loves mexican dudes. and likes younger women. carries bags for chicks at the mall.

person 1: dude, womanizer is on, i love that song.
person 2: aww, look there is jonah bride dancing with his fat mom.
person1: ewyy i bet he wears her ipstick all the time.
person 2: yeahh i bet so.

by <3 ajj and mkm January 27, 2009

jonah capitulo

He is a dumb mother fucking chink that has no friends and is always horny for men

Your such a jonah capitulo

by BIG13D December 1, 2014

Joachim

Rich white kid who likes boys and only wears Abercrombie because he feels like he needs to fit in, so he doesn’t wear anything else

Ohh look at that Joachim, he is such a clishè

by Bugsy Malone88 October 9, 2018

Jonah Hill

Director. Actor. Comedian. Very funny and talented. Worked on movie such as Super Bad, Mid 90’s, Wolf of Wall Street, etc.
Often gets confused with absolute stud Liam Lesser.

Friend 1: Hey, is that Jonah Hill!!
Friend 2: Nah, that just absolute stud Liam Lesser!
Friend 1: Oh yea, they look alike.

by Haha2626 March 1, 2019

Jonah

A ugly piece of shit , Ugly and mean

Ewe it Jonah, I hate him

by Con Reagel November 22, 2019