A JON

A large Chubacca looking person that is a completely un-organized mess,They ten to have careers in HILO driving and sticker making as well.

That guy at Costco who knocked over all the carts in the Hilo looked like such A JON

by balla and smk September 27, 2007

lil jon

to all you ignorant people who claim that he does nothing but yell "yeah", "OK", and "what?" and gets paid to do so, you are dead wrong. lil jon produces most of the songs he is in, and also created the beat in every song that he is in, which probably isnt as easy as you think. and no matter what you guys say, he has about 10 times the amount of money you make in your life in his pocket at this very second, and has already gone a lot further in life then you probably will.

ignorant racist: wtf is thi shit? all this dude does is yell and get paid for it..
anyone who actually knows whats going on: you obviously have no idea what you are talking about

by educator of the haters April 6, 2005

Jon's Mom

An extraordinarily attractive woman found in K-town. although most who hear this do not believe until they actually see this foxoliscious woman. No photos of Victoria Mathews have been found as it is believed she is too hot to be kept on film or digital imagery. This legendary woman has also been known to turn straight females into lesbians, and gays straight. There is no possible way to resist Jon's mom.

"I'd tap jon's mom, shes a foxxx"
"yo man i did last night, it was hawwwwwttt"

by cookah December 24, 2008

Lil Jon

1)King Of crunk
2)From Atlanta, Georgia

He doesn't really rap but he is a producer and in alot of the songs he produces in the background he says things like 'What' 'Yeah'
'Okay' and 'Lets go' in a way that only Lil Jon can do.

Lil Jon's new song was crunkfull.

by Allison The White Girl January 22, 2005

lil jon

An ugly as fuck man who cant rap but can only say three words.
And he doesn't even know how to pronounce those three words correctly.

Anyone who thinks lil jon is cool is a ass-face just like him!

by Enna B. January 9, 2005

Jon

A gay fag, sex-crazed, perverted fucking bitch. Is obsessed with awful memes, jerking off to incest porn, his bisexual friends, and not shutting the hell up. Jon has pale skin and always has so much acne.

This boy is a fuckboy fag, he must be Jon!

by kurly kue kouldn't kare less September 1, 2017

Jon Ano

A verbal cue referring to the act of anal fissures

Guy #1 "Hey how did your date go last night?"

Guy #2 "It went great I totally gave her a Jon Ano!"

Guy #1 "Nice!!!"

by Kilsker March 11, 2010