toilet jerk

When a girl (or guy) jacks off a guy until he ejaculates into a toilet.

Person 1: Man last night was crazy!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.

Person 2: So what did you do?

Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.

Person 2: ...wtf.

Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!

by Conbradyor June 20, 2010

kamikaze jerk

When you're stroking your dick, and just before you ejaculate you run into the other room full-sprint and squirt on the first person you see

My buddy Eric just did a kamikaze jerk on his grandma bro.

by rog43 October 31, 2022

Frisbee Jerk

At orgasm, you jerk your hand like a Frisbee, sending cum all over everything in its fuckin radius.

My frisbee jerk has a 4' radius

by it grinds and jerks? June 8, 2011

Search & Jerk

Anytime an individual is searching the internet for any form of porn while masturbating in between videos to keep the feeling of euphoria alive.

Mitch: Hey Jasmine have you ever done a search & Jerk?

Jasmine: Search & Jerk?!

Mitch: Yeah!! It's when you're looking at porn and jerking it between videos!

Jasmine: OMG totally! I did it all day yesterday!

by Zexy Ambassador September 14, 2012

smurcle jerk

when all the smurfs come together and jerk off in a circle often resulting in a smufkakae

that was a great smurcle jerk last night

by f4ll3n0n3 September 30, 2014

Jerk Perc

di rasshole percosets with the jerk sauce

Yo are you going to island style to get a Jerk Perc?

by Himmy Marley July 3, 2023

Fatty Jerk

When a man puts his penis between the fat rolls of his partner, who then flops up and down to simulate a handjob.

That man is a chubby chaser because he loves getting fatty jerks.

by Catherin Zeta Jones December 4, 2011