Frisbee Jerk

At orgasm, you jerk your hand like a Frisbee, sending cum all over everything in its fuckin radius.

My frisbee jerk has a 4' radius

by it grinds and jerks? June 8, 2011

Tear-jerking

The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.

Person 1: Where is Maggie?
Person 2: She said she needed a good cry. She's probably tear-jerking.

by MissLadySky June 20, 2016

slam and jerk

A harsher version of stop and go traffic. Most common at high speeds. Can result in whiplash and headaches. :D
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!

Jeez mom!! Can you drive any easier? You're giving me whiplash!!
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
Oh.

by icesk8inglovr March 16, 2011

toilet jerk

When a girl (or guy) jacks off a guy until he ejaculates into a toilet.

Person 1: Man last night was crazy!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.

Person 2: So what did you do?

Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.

Person 2: ...wtf.

Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!

by Conbradyor June 20, 2010

kamikaze jerk

When you're stroking your dick, and just before you ejaculate you run into the other room full-sprint and squirt on the first person you see

My buddy Eric just did a kamikaze jerk on his grandma bro.

by rog43 October 31, 2022

homepage jerk

So when you go onto someone’s onlyfans homepage and they have a sexy pic and you jerk off to the pic instead of paying the whole subscription, which would make them a jerk.

John was a real homepage jerk, he didn’t pay for the subscription he just jerked off to my sexy pics, man what a jerk.

by isellfeetpicshmu July 16, 2020

Search & Jerk

Anytime an individual is searching the internet for any form of porn while masturbating in between videos to keep the feeling of euphoria alive.

Mitch: Hey Jasmine have you ever done a search & Jerk?

Jasmine: Search & Jerk?!

Mitch: Yeah!! It's when you're looking at porn and jerking it between videos!

Jasmine: OMG totally! I did it all day yesterday!

by Zexy Ambassador September 14, 2012