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Hanky jank

Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.
I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.
by Spedoman'sspork February 14, 2022
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Chin Jank

The moisture of which perspires from ones chin upon placement over a steaming tea beverage.
-watch your back, I'm gonna chin jank your tea!
*places their chin over your tea*
-fuck you!

(in the circumstance of a steamy car)
"It's awefully janky in here... why don't you open a window."

-How was your run today?

-Great, I am awefully janky though.

(as you're drinking, an awefully rude person runs up and smacks the bottom of your glass while screaming...)
-"YOU'VE BEEN JANKED BITCHHHH"
by Mrs. Hustler May 4, 2010
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Jank

A combination of ‘wank’ and ‘Jack-off’, more like Jack hammer wank; so hard it’s not pleasurable. Jank means you’re having a punishing session with your old boy,.
Wow. I fucking love Dua Lipa so much. I’m gonna go jank
by LDubioMcDub April 3, 2021
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Janked

You just got janked!
by Rylie Baycon February 6, 2023
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Jank Boteko

Didi's Husband❤️
Custom Wood Burning (Didi): *Burns wood*
Person 1: "Jank Boteko ❤️ Didi"
by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024
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jank

You can't say jank. No you really can't. It's a really bad word for th- that like Irish people use for like darker people. No no no, for real. Like if if someone in uhhh someone in ireland back in the day was like a little darker like just a tan they would call them a jank like as a joke.
"Jank is a great word dude" - Matt Watson from supermega
by supermegay July 4, 2021
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Michael Jank

When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.
The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.
by SumSquid December 4, 2024
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