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Jank

A word used to describe something that is not professional, but is not poor quality either. It's the good spot in between where anything works.
Them dudes were jank, but damn they were good.
by Jank Productions March 6, 2018
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jank

when something looks lowkey ratchet and there's no other way to describe it
that girls weave is falling out, that's so jank
by 3hardnips March 10, 2017
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jank

This is jank.
by natalie kay May 3, 2016
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Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober May 9, 2016
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jank

whack, weird, odd, strange. used and created by people in Gurnee Illinois. litetally only used there
dude that's jank
by k6618 May 3, 2018
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jank

Jank is an adjective used to describe something that is sketchy, ratchet, dirty, distasteful, broken or wacky. Usually the objects/persons it describes are nowhere near classy to begin with before they became jank.
Why don't you buy underwear off of Amazon instead? Craigslist is too fucking jank!

My phone is the most jank--it keeps freezing and the screen is hella cracked.

Only jank ass men wear fedoras, tbh.
by oompaloompalover February 10, 2017
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Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.
Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!
by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020
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