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Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober May 9, 2016
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jank

whack, weird, odd, strange. used and created by people in Gurnee Illinois. litetally only used there
dude that's jank
by k6618 May 3, 2018
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jank

Jank is an adjective used to describe something that is sketchy, ratchet, dirty, distasteful, broken or wacky. Usually the objects/persons it describes are nowhere near classy to begin with before they became jank.
Why don't you buy underwear off of Amazon instead? Craigslist is too fucking jank!

My phone is the most jank--it keeps freezing and the screen is hella cracked.

Only jank ass men wear fedoras, tbh.
by oompaloompalover February 10, 2017
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d-jank

a person that ruins one fandom or community by bringing in another one
I stopped listening to power metal after those d-jank Furries took over.
by pasquetti October 17, 2019
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Janke

Ex. Yo, i can't believe you jumped of that cliff, you're such a janke
by Mousewithoutahouse November 22, 2021
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Jank

to joke or tease someone originally from alabama
you tryna jank? im finna get on yo ass!
by primetimehitla November 17, 2021
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Janked

Think of a straight line then forget it
person 1"hey that chopping board looks janked"
person 2"what does janked mean"
person 1"weel first think of a straight line then forget it"
by The Janker November 1, 2021
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