A woman with a massive penis
by John Donavan October 15, 2018
Get the Jakemug. by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018
Get the Jakemug. Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag*
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"
by Nicole_Evans June 22, 2018
Get the Jakemug. A simple ninja turtle type dude, with a fully womanised 28 inches in very leeeeaasssst principal, soon to be released into the joy of Joyceian shapeshifting, where his 75th percentile wanger will with a bit of faith achieve a min 75 purple headed inches, and ultimately minimum... 100 inches all round, theoretically with as many womenz as adore the penis in and or around their mouths, (and pussies and batties) worshipping it from any which perspective, while he worships them right back, in the form of ecstasy while he is hard, and then cumming. Lol.
Jake is also known as a galaxy of multi coloured uppers downers, and every 'drug' under the sun, in the sense they all eminate from his body in some respect, and he's tried most of 'em. Doors of Perception is Jim Morrison's domain though, not that Jimi, aka Jake, hasn't done cactus, and been straight-up dome tripping on it a couple times, level 3 he'd guess, with elements of brambles and crown of thorn type visuals, from what I recall... lol.
Also, don't forget love for my bruddas (though technically I'm white), as are many of my brothers.
Jake is also known as a galaxy of multi coloured uppers downers, and every 'drug' under the sun, in the sense they all eminate from his body in some respect, and he's tried most of 'em. Doors of Perception is Jim Morrison's domain though, not that Jimi, aka Jake, hasn't done cactus, and been straight-up dome tripping on it a couple times, level 3 he'd guess, with elements of brambles and crown of thorn type visuals, from what I recall... lol.
Also, don't forget love for my bruddas (though technically I'm white), as are many of my brothers.
Jake, an extraordinarily talented mathematician, without being fully savant like in his abilimities yet anyways, who is lazy as a mother flipper, and who has the biggest of all dicks. Full stop. Jesus, Krishna, Buddha, take your pick, triune nature in his own right (Moses too by the way). Still begrudgingly admits the father is 'Greater than I", despite the fact he legit forsook me of the first cross.
by DenimIsAwesomeOnLucy August 1, 2017
Get the Jakemug. A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life
by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT December 26, 2018
Get the Jake amug. A individual who is pure cringe and is really white he wants to cuss cool but all he talks about are your socks
Jake: Yo sup homie what you doin in the his house.
A boy named Dom: Sup fag.
Jake: Yo you want to box with white socks hair ass.
Dom: Damn not my socks.
Jake: Lets fight bitch.
Dom: I don't fight mentally retarded kids that only talk shit about my sock.
A boy named Dom: Sup fag.
Jake: Yo you want to box with white socks hair ass.
Dom: Damn not my socks.
Jake: Lets fight bitch.
Dom: I don't fight mentally retarded kids that only talk shit about my sock.
by Dominator592 August 10, 2017
Get the jakemug. by Mr 6969dildoman March 20, 2017
Get the Jakemug.