by Pulp in juice isn’t bad September 16, 2020
Get the JADENmug. 
aka the most handsome and gorgeous human to ever walked the planet Earth. He is a kind guy, he treats all of his fans equal and will never let you down. His smile could definitely light up a whole ass mansion. He will always be the person you could call at every hour of the night and answer immediately and always count on him. His voice is literally angelic. I would do everything for him. He could run me over and thank him.
I want a Jaden Hoslser in my life.
If I'm not marrying Jaden then I don't want it.
What's the whole purpose id I don't ever see Jaden Hossler.
If I'm not marrying Jaden then I don't want it.
What's the whole purpose id I don't ever see Jaden Hossler.
by _eca_ionescu_ (insta) June 3, 2020
Get the Jaden hosslermug. An enderman with social anxiety and adhd. Jaden's have a skill to teleport behind peoples backs and ask the most random questions, as well as turning completely invisible at night. They are also professional at denying crushes on 5 foot 5 girls who have a nose size of fucking gru himself. Jaden's can be commonly found anywhere with fried chicken and can sometimes be spotted at fitness first attempting to bench 30kg. If in school Jaden's can be seen carrying 10 pens, 2 pencils, an eraser and random piece of paper all in their pockets, as well as trying to trash talk others into attempting math extension 2.
Oh yea, I saw Jaden. He was next to that hut over there.
"Jaden?" Which gorilla was that again? Oh, the skinny black one.
Jaden: "Kids, hold on. The opps are back!"
"Jaden?" Which gorilla was that again? Oh, the skinny black one.
Jaden: "Kids, hold on. The opps are back!"
by officeframe August 15, 2024
Get the Jadenmug. by Zex24444444 October 29, 2023
Get the jadenmug. jadens gets all the bitches
by NBVGKGHGHJGJHGHHGLLLLLGLH November 22, 2021
Get the Jadenmug.