by CloudyGraham March 18, 2023

by heyimgabeitch December 1, 2022

by Anonymous_Gay March 10, 2024

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023

A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.
"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."
by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025

When you are pissed off at your boyfriend for cheating on you but you haven’t fully given up on men so you are itchin to be with a bitch
Tanya: OMG did you hear that Justin cheated on Samantha?
Emily: yeah she was caught itch bitchin with the girl Justin cheated with.
Emily: yeah she was caught itch bitchin with the girl Justin cheated with.
by Chiccaa November 6, 2021

Builder's itch is when someone (usually employed in a engineering carrer, applies to people very active in creation communities yet not employed in the field) has an unshakable "itch" in the back of their mind compelling them to make or build something. Take it as a machinist building a "car" out of an old engine he had lying around and a children's peddal car
Tl:Dr - When a builder or creater has an excessive want to build/create something
Tl:Dr - When a builder or creater has an excessive want to build/create something
John: Man, ever since I finished that robotics competition I've had a builder's itch
Ian: Me too man. Wanna' go build a baseball launcher with scrap?
John: Hell Yeah!
Ian: Me too man. Wanna' go build a baseball launcher with scrap?
John: Hell Yeah!
by Ya boi LQIM December 4, 2018
