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police

people who uphold a corrupt, racist system in the name of "enforcing laws"
self-aware person 1: did you hear? there were only 28 days in 2018 where police didn't kill someone. some days they killed 2 or more people.
self-aware person 2: oh shit? man, we have to defund them and put those billions of dollars into the community, education, or prevention.
by NoJusticeNoPeace890 June 25, 2020
mugGet the policemug.

THot PoLice

The police that go around and catch the thots
Madison ran up to Xienna screaming wee woo wee woo because she was the captain of the thot police
by Maddie rose December 4, 2018
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internet policing

Internet policing is collection of activiies or strategies aimed at keeping the internet free of crimes.
activities involved in internet policing include electronic profiling,censorship, firewalling,encryption and regulation.
by Adebayo December 15, 2007
mugGet the internet policingmug.

Minneapolis Police

The drunkest people ever
Person: "Why did the Minneapolis Police arrest George Floyd? He was the Legend!"
by Temprista May 30, 2020
mugGet the Minneapolis Policemug.

Police Zoomer

A Twitter person who digs up some stuff From a guy or girl to want an apology and to educate them.
Police Zoomer: Omg fitz said the r slur to himself!

Guy: Leave Twitter.
by Levinity March 31, 2021
mugGet the Police Zoomermug.

Joke Police

One who determines whether a other person's joke is a joke depending on how offensive the joke is. This is similar to a Schrodinger’s douchebag—one who determines if the joke they made is a joke or not based on the reaction of other; however, the main difference between Joke Police and Schrodinger’s douchebag stems from who is determining if the joke is a joke and the factors of what makes the joke a joke.

Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.

People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.

The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Person A: "What happens when person walks into a wall?"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."

C: "That's not a joke!"

A: "Ok, Joke Police"
by YesIAmPissedOff August 10, 2022
mugGet the Joke Policemug.

police lover

someone who is a teacher's pet but a police's pet
cody ratted on joe he is such a police lover
by sofi LOOOOOOOOL December 17, 2018
mugGet the police lovermug.

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