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Instagram

A site with millions of downloads that has the funniest comedians meme pages post more ads then meme's and teenage girls comment 5 individual comments on each other's post's
Kyle:"I'm going onto instagram"
Karen: "you mean the site where the teenage girls comment sections look like this?:

girls comment section:
Fatbitch114: "omg stunner"
Fatbitch114: " miss youuuu"

Fatbitch114: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
by Mr gay man April 29, 2020
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Instagram

A complete waste of time in which people share their personal buisness with strangers. It is commonly used by people ages 11- 35
I posted my cat photo on instagram.
by Monstersushi1 May 14, 2020
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Instacunt

Person who shamelessly displays their mundane and non-contributory existence on instagram with a view that their most basic life skills, such as sourcing food, clothing or shelter, are somehow relevant to anyone outside of their immediate proximity who is not dependent on their ability to source food, clothing or shelter.
Another instagram post of an egg or a hat from a brittle-soul instacunt who needs a "safe place" like their parents' basement to lie to the world that their unearned views are valid and their life has meaning beyond being potential cannon fodder.
by Eckhart Tollroad May 25, 2020
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Instagram

I'm going to nut to Instagram
by Jill Hudson 1273 June 3, 2020
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instacancer

The cancer of Instagram, and the detrimental effect on peoples minds who live their life through social media
I can't stop looking at Instagram, it's given me instacancer.
by daveuk123 October 8, 2020
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Instagram Politician

Someone who posts or shares political posts on Instagram, often fake, wrong or out of context thinking they know the solutions to the worlds problems
Person 1: You see Lucy's post about Trump
Person 2: She's such a instagram politician. She isn't even American.
by HelpMelton October 13, 2020
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Instance

Instance is what you say usually when something happens where someone asks a question and then figures out the answer themselves or if someone says something dumb.
"Hey guys how do you download this"
"wait nvm"
"Instance"
by letterh December 3, 2020
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