*Mudsuck playing from a distance with sounds of running water overlayed* Dude, I think your roommate is taking a Roamck Shower.”
by Jotacock November 29, 2022
Get the Roamck Showermug. When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.
by vwallac October 31, 2008
Get the flake showermug. When there is plenty of toilet paper but you get in the shower after taking a shit and fall asleep in your own feces immediately flooding the bathroom and/or house. Used frequently by none other than Blake "the car crasher" Johnson.
by DDIII August 8, 2017
Get the Blatian Showermug. A shower taken in expectation of having sex. The cleaning performed is more targeted on your junk than a regular shower.
by stevejay October 28, 2010
Get the shag showermug. by AreTooDeTo October 18, 2008
Get the Cock Showermug. The act of showering or bathing following a particularly traumatic event in an attempt to wash away all physical and emotional traces of the horror just experienced. Typically effected in a foetal position, huddled in a corner of the shower stall, whilst weeping and limply rubbing a bar of soap over one's body as the scalding hot water mixes with the tears running down one's cheeks.
I'm not saying that this is the absolute goddam f***ing worst job I've ever had in my life, but the first thing I'm doing after I quit is go home to take a rape shower.
by pchr100 December 4, 2010
Get the Rape Showermug. Washing of the body by another person, usually asian woman, while laying on a table. First face down then on your back so particular attention can be paid to private parts
Nearly all asian massage parlors now offer the table shower, you can have yours before or after the massage and if you are man enough you can have two happy endings
by Asian Lover & AMP expert September 18, 2007
Get the table showermug.