French Crepe

Just like a Dutch Oven, however instead of simply farting under the sheets and covering up your lady's head to suffer, you shit or diarrhea in your drawers to make it unbearable under there. Be prepared to be single after this act, do laundry, and possibly buy a new mattress

"Last night, to break up with my lady in THE ultimate creative way, I French Crepe'd her. Not only did she vomit, but once I let her out from under the sheets she ran outside screaming bloody murder. It was epic."

by Tbagger#1 July 01, 2014

The French Experience

The act of taking a dick in the ass on a nude beach in Nice, France.

When I was in Nice, I enjoyed The French Experience.

by meh2354 October 02, 2010

French Faguette

When someone is being a lame or otherwise a bitch. A play on words of the classic French bread and the slur for homosexuals.

"Hey is Julian gonna come over and chill?

"Nah man he's being French Faguette"

by HIKMNO January 12, 2019

Chicken French

Tool used by Rochestarians to get into the pants of women.

Yo baby, how about I take you home and make some Chicken French?

by Steak Eater October 23, 2004

[french class]

the worst 60 minutes of your day/life.

just saying, french class made me make animal sounds today. ughh!

by clairebear12 January 24, 2009

french slurpie

when you eat out an ass so hard you slurp up some poop

Josh: Bro I was hooking up with this girl last night and I gave her a french slurpie.
Sam: Damn bro thats gnarly.
Josh: Yeah man it was kinda dope.

by yung jorg July 20, 2019

French Butterfly

When a lady is lying nude on her back, legs in the air, and the gentleman politely rubs his bare manhood along the outside of her who-ha until he’s finished.

I’d like to master my conversational French, but if I had to choose between speaking it and perfecting the French Butterfly, I’d always prefer the latter.

by Laia Sugarbush March 15, 2018