minecraft

a game that weaboos play # kill the pandas

i love minecraft

by oofnite October 21, 2019

Minecraft

That 8-bit 3D lego game, that exists just so your 12 years old self could play this game And get Sucked into the game and have a chance of making a shitty Minecraft lets play

the 12 years olds may have moved to fortnite,
And the 15 years olds may have replayed minecraft

12 year old in 2015: Hey I like this shitty game made in 2009, I shall play it
(3 years later)
15 year old: shit, should I unlist all the shitty Minecraft let plays on my channel?
2019: Hmmm let's play Minecraft again

by Jetdean July 29, 2019

Minecraft

A game that was published in 2009 and continues to sell many copies from the day it was released. It was the best game to play during 2009-2014. Until, the children nation attacked. They started destroying our game by being cringy little tumors and turning our favorite Minecraft youtubers into clickbaiting man-childs. The servers have gone down the shitter mostly due to retarded admins or negligence to fix/update the server. Now there’s cringy ass animations and even porn of Minecraft spreading faster than polio during the 1900’s. Now the little shits have moved onto Fortnite and turned it into a sweaty battleground for virgins who can’t get laid so they suck off Epic Games instead. Minecraft was a great game, but now it’s not like it should be, a sandbox game that should’ve had an age demographic above 13. Rip Minecraft 2009-2016

I wish we could go back to the golden age of Minecraft.

by Harry Pero Test Ease June 04, 2019

Minecraft

Was cool 9 years ago then pewds made epic again. BUT LAZARBEAM DID IT FIRST YOU MOTHER FUC-

Minecraft is pretty cool

by epik Yello May 02, 2020

Minecraft

a meme game that people make fun of because its fucking bad ass

bully:people who play Minecraft are faggots
other person: I WILL FUCKING CURB SROMP YOU

by Some five year old April 01, 2017

Minecrafter

Usualy a fat spoild kid (or man) with no life that has nothing better to do than sit on their fat ass, rather than being an active productive person. Instead they will be a unproductive waste of human resource. If you or a friend plays minecraft, you are encouraged to get a life.

I hate that fat anoying minecrafter.

by I'm not a kid July 07, 2014

Minecraft

Minecraft Is A Cringy Game For Little 4 Year Olds

Bill - Hey Whats Your Favorite Game

Max - Minecraft
Bill - Wow What A Little Cringy 4 Year Old I Dont Wanna Be Friends With People Who Play Minecraft

by Ricky12 September 26, 2018