IM confused

When you're running multiple IM conversations and send an IM response to the wrong person. Then when you realize it or they notice, you apologetically send them "IM confused." The "IM" in this case is a minor double-entendre since also indicates "I'm".

Frank: (Sends the following IM to Jane, thought he was sending to Jake..) "I can't believe she was the only girl at that party last night, as well as the only drunk!"
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?

by imprudentcoma February 3, 2010

im language

A language used for instant messaging, consisting of short phrases and abbreviations.

When I was messaging Tina I messaged her using im language. I said I totz got to get a new job, jk cuz I got a good one, lol cause I will never find one, lmao cause my my man has 2 jobs, rofl thinking about owning my own company, roflmao cause it would not last

by traceymak February 13, 2014

im legal

A lie

"Im legal" said the old man from walmart
"Yeah right bitch" you say as you steal all his cocaine and heroine.

by A Dead Poet- December 10, 2017

1337-IM

The variant of word1337/word now a pop-culture language used in IM chats.

spearsf4n3098: H3y, sk8rb0i1153, did u c that ep of 4m3r1c4n 1d01?
sk8rb0i1153: yea it wuz s1ck

by blah August 26, 2003

im a nazi

I serve under The Fuhrer

im a nazi

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022

Gat Im

Another way of saying "Got You". When you trick someone into doing something or you wanna change the subject just yell, "GAAAAAT IIIIIIIM".

Pronounced - "Gard Eem"

-Did you watch the game last night?
-Yes I did. Gat Im. No I didn´t.

by Rassyboy January 23, 2018

Im cool

no ur not

you: im cool
the world: no

by bLuE din0 January 31, 2021